Thursday, May 29, 2008

The E! True Hollywood Story - Praz

My cynical mood was cleared this morning when I fell upon a home movie of Praz from the pop sensation duo Nick & Praz.

..but first lets investigate some history.

Nick and Praz rose to fame in 2006 when their single Picture climbed the charts and spread across the airwaves of America like wildfire. Other number ones followed such as Don't go Breakin' My Heart, Ain't No Mountain High Enough, and I Gotta Man.


After further success on American Idol, Nick & Praz took a new direction when they decided to air a reality show on VH1's Tuesday prime time lineup. There Nick, as well as the rest of the world, came to face with the cold truth of the Praz that none of us had seen before...

A seemingly fair and trustworthy Praz fell to temptations of greed when she forgot the cameras were rolling...




It's no secret that Praz has almost always demanded the attention of the spotlight.

There were warning signs in Praz's stardom to fame - raving outbursts which date all the back to some very early staged performances.

Tragedy ensued one day when a 4 year old Praz refused to participate in a home video production with her brother and some neighborhood kids.
There chaos unfolded before the grace of god..

There was language. There was hitting..




Recently, Nick Walsh has found success outside of Nick & Praz as co-anchor of Facebook's Face the News.





The show was a major hit with many Facebook viewers, however a visibly saucy and agitated Praz had a different take of opinion in light of what other Facebooker's had to say..

(also see the popup at the start of the second minute of the FTN video.)


Praz's former manager Patricia McQueeney was quoted in saying,

"It should be said that the title of Praz's hit blockbuster film from last summer seems ironically befitting to her situation."


More headlines succeeded Praz in spring of 2008.

"Praz was yesterday seen at 1 PM PCT drinking a bottle of tequila in her yellow Lamborghini while parked outside the Face the New Studios. Nearby groundskeepers reported seeing a Louisville Slugger perched in her lap. Also, there are further speculations of her concealing a taser in her Marc Jacob's bag. More coverage on this later."





I'm so bored during lunch.

4 comments:

Kristen P - "Praz" said...

I don't know this "Praz" that you speak of, but she sounds like a lovely girl!

Kristen P - "Praz" said...

Also, if you watch the video you will see that my brother did not want me to participate... saying I could be the "audience" HOW RUDE! Imagine my frustration at being included only when my mother gave my brother dirty looks from behind the camera. I was a very observant 4 year old. Plus I knew that it was a poorly organized production, and the band leader was totally unstable! (see end of vid)

Nick said...

Ms. Praz,

Here at AboutNicolas.Blogspot.com we all greatly appreciate your time to made a contribution to this blog with respect to your your busy and hectic schedule.
Our readers will be delighted.

We understand your brother may have treated you in a condescending manner. The pressures of two child icons being forced into the spotlight at a age of premature adolescence - it must of been tumultuous for both of you at times. However, it is the opinion of this blog that the band leader became mentally unstable after your incoherent outburst duing the puppy chow commercial, prompting him to then made impulsive threats to his mother/the camerawoman. In fairness, you are welcome to rebuke these accusations but our sources are cited from interviews with the two neigborhood kids/band members that also appeared in the video.

We are all looking forward to reading your auto-biography when it's released this coming Spring, as well as your book tour with Drew Barrymore.

Sincere Regards,

Nicolas Wysocki

Editor In Chief
AboutNicolas.Blogspot.com

Kristen P - "Praz" said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPxnP_WzeuQ

Hey All! Just wanted to drop a quick line to tell everyone I'm ready to make my comeback, whether Nick likes it or not! We've got some stuff down the pipeline, some dual projects, some passion projects, as well as some solo Praz stuff!

Above feel free to catch a Praz cameo in a documentary about ex Nick & Praz manager, Amanda Goth. It starts to get interesting about 2 minutes in.

Another bit of news... I'll be on Celeb Fit Club this season on VH1! Harvey's goal for me is to get back down to my pre-Nick & Praz weight. The pressures of the spotlight can seriously damage one's diet. Tune in to catch all the drama!